Dog food cottage pie!

Recently my friends and I had a weekend together, and on the second night, we had had a few wines and got chatting about some of the things we have done that we would instead never tell anyone!

A few things came out that gave us all a load of laughs, but the best one had to be the story one of our friends told us about the time she fed her husband (now ex-husband) dog food! We couldn’t believe what she was telling us. It happened when they were going through their break up, and he insisted on staying in the marital home, he had plenty of places to go but just wanted to be complicated. He always bought the dog food, and it was probably the best dog food too as he seemed to care more about the dog than he did his wife!

He was particularly tricky one day, and so our friend offered to cook dinner for him as she had the time before she went out. He, of course, said yes. He was a lazy person she told us. She made a cottage pie and used one of the tins of pet food he had bought that day; she said you would have never known there was any dog food in there from the look of it! She went out that evening telling him to enjoy his pie and as there was plenty if there were any left he could give some to his dog as it would beat any of the best dog food he could give him from a tin!